Young today, old as a railroad tomorrow. Days are just drops in the river to be lost always.
I’ve got hips but I’m not a hipster.
This morning I woke up covered in neon paint and glow-sticks.
How many jews does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to change it and the other to hold the ladder so the first man won’t fall and hurt himself.
Spain, quitting Tim Horton’s, hotel parties, Fairways, Tofino with KBam, Eduardo, MOA, Grad Fashion Show, Woodwyn, Paddle to the Premiere, Grad Winter Ball, Scott, TBull, Touch, Cranium, challenge kids, Alexisonfire, The Hobbit.
Virtual Bubble Wrap!
Who needs combinatorics homework when you can play with these virtual babies?
Their Circular Life
I just spent so much time on this website… watching the every day lives of people in various locations.
“Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo”
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1yYmeI/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo
grammatically valid sentence in the English language, used as an example of how homonyms and homophones can be used to create complicated linguistic constructs.
Murray Christmas
This is what my Monday night consisted of.
Cranium, rum and reading excerpts from Quotations From Chairman Mao.
monday = Cranium: The Drinking Edition
The Unaccompanied Minors - Wow Wow OMG Look at that Mashup
Double Rainbow… so intense… hide yo kids, hide yo wife ACAPELLA
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